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[–] ProperPropaganda 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Great question.

Can't stop watching TV and end up dying on the couch in your own shit stew.

Watch my 600 pound life, I'm already killing people.

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[–] oozeling 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Can't wait for @highly_paid_orgy_pro's answer to this.

Mine would presumably be some sort of boring leprosy offshoot.

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[–] Solstiare 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Incineration via Solar Radiation

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[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Index and pinkie finger become permanently extended, arms straight up in the air. Head begins to move rapidly up and down rhythmically. Eardrums spontaneously rupture.

Victim develops an irresistible urge to form mosh pits and crowd-surf.

Death results from exhaustion.

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[–] Morbo [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And this is how Death Metal came to be. \ m /

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You would turn in to your standard tumblr user overnight; there is no cure. You'd eventually die from obesity related bodily failures, as your weight would continue to increase exponentially— until death.

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[–] Morbo [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It seems we've already hit pandemic proportions on this disease.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I am efficient; unlike those afflicted.

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[–] TheMagicalElf ago 

Hallucinations that vary from case to case with the exception of a small humanoid creature being seen by each patient. The hallucinatory creator appears to the patient to be causing the other hallucinations.

Death occurs from a complete loss of ability to perceive reality, things like walking in front of a vehicle or eating hazardous items being most common.

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[–] SelfReferenceParadox ago 

Insanity. Introspection induced insanity.

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[–] TheTrigger ago 

So you'd die from your brain overheating, more-or-less?

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[–] SelfReferenceParadox ago 

Have you read the book Snow Crash?

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[–] ChillyHellion ago 

Cold sweats

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[–] Redcorgh ago 

Meat sweats?

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