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[–] Antiseed117 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Umm. I'd get ya before you were born?

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[–] Jackal_Kisser 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A deadly form of herpes, for the Jackal Kissers out there. Jackal herpes, the worst kind of herpes.

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[–] Morbo [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Might I recommend Herpex?

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[–] gladiator69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

An STD contracted by fellating or being fellated by Russell Crowe. So, worth it in my book.

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[–] CeepsNo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Crawling from the ocean vents the ceeps, extremophiles resistant to heat, cold, pressure, and radiation spread throughout every ecosystem, flora and fauna and then do nothing. Whatever youll die eventually.

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[–] totes_magotes ago  (edited ago)

Totes Magotes reporting for duty. Someone should summon that orgy guy always asking those questions.

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[–] Hysteria ago 

"a psychological disorder (not now regarded as a single definite condition) whose symptoms include conversion of psychological stress into physical symptoms (somatization), selective amnesia, shallow volatile emotions, and overdramatic or attention-seeking behavior."

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[–] BathSalts4Breakfast ago 

No explanation needed...

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[–] piratse 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It would be like scurvy, but easily replicated and passed, with no known cure.

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