[–] 8_billion_eaters ago
You would start chewing your fingers like french fries and your toes like mcnuggets. Once you reach your stubbed feet, you would start to plan a meal.....something involving both feet and your ears. Maybe a crockpot thing. Toss in your wallet like a bay leaf.
Nom....Nom...Nom.
[–] sinjinsmythe ago
You get weak in the knees, and must kneel down, but as soon as you do, you are compelled to pray, then you quietly die, kneeling in prayer. Then your body calcifies and turns you to stone.
Certain patterns on baggy pants that make a girls butt look larger. Most likely to cause an accidental fatality when individuals loose focus on their current activities to get a gander at "the view." Can also result in other non fatal, but serious, injuries.
[–] 6151729? ago (edited ago)
Extremely high temperature slowly cooks you, giving off the smell of bacon.