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[–] Solstiare 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Incineration via Solar Radiation

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[–] oozeling 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Can't wait for @highly_paid_orgy_pro's answer to this.

Mine would presumably be some sort of boring leprosy offshoot.

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[–] ProperPropaganda 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Great question.

Can't stop watching TV and end up dying on the couch in your own shit stew.

Watch my 600 pound life, I'm already killing people.

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[–] CeepsNo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Crawling from the ocean vents the ceeps, extremophiles resistant to heat, cold, pressure, and radiation spread throughout every ecosystem, flora and fauna and then do nothing. Whatever youll die eventually.

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[–] TheKFCNyanCat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You'd start shitting colorful, painful diarrhea at a velocity that could potentially kill a man if you pointed it at them. Your taste buds would constantly taste fried chicken. Cats would be particularly adept at detecting this disorder (as they can with cancer,) and will often go out of their way to comfort someone with the disease. You'd die of extremely high blood pressure, as if you'd eaten too much KFC.

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[–] Morbo [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

So basically all the same symptoms of eating at KFC but with cats mixed in.

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[–] 2drunk 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Take a guess Einstein!

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[–] sanityunchecked 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You would go insane and kill yourself driving a BMW 7 series sedan by stressing over the repair costs.

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