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[–] AddictedToBadIdeas ago 

Most common symptom would be doing unwise Parkour stunts in dangerous places or general recklessness and hurting yourself. Other symptoms include inflammation of the brain, slurred speech, the inability to convince your friends this is a good idea, not wearing a condom and being an asshole.

Death by falling off high things and getting hit by cars.

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[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You can't help but gobble balls.

Hereditary, only indians get it

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[–] ANGRY_Hippopotamus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hippos are now inexplicably angry at you and want to kill you.

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[–] Redcorgh 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So just regular hippos then.

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[–] Secret555 ago 

That would be a secret!

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[–] 6152264? ago 

Deadly infectious sexually transmitted disease. The Harzso starts out with paprika colored sores all over the body that fucking hurt. All of the sudden you're being followed by gypsies much like uncut dogs following a bitch in heat. They believe the sores help produce more potent potions. So before you know it, they got you tied down to a bed in an RV that's driving to some unknown destination as the hideous female gypsies scrape your many sores raw with a rusty knife. If left untreated, much like syphilis it rots your brain.

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[–] TelescopiumHerscheli 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If left untreated, much like syphilisVoat it rots your brain.

Fixed that for you...

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[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No one would display the same set of symptoms. You would eventually die from spontaneous combustion as your systems deregulate. Or you just get cancer.

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[–] overcaffinated 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Jitters, anxiety, insomnia...death by heart attack

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[–] GhostPoop 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

death by heart attack

Fry slowed down time.

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[–] overcaffinated ago 

well, yeah. But did he die?

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[–] Lube-N-Blisters ago 

Your skin would get oily then blister up and then you'd die.

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