[–] Jackal_Kisser 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A deadly form of herpes, for the Jackal Kissers out there. Jackal herpes, the worst kind of herpes.
[–] oozeling 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Can't wait for @highly_paid_orgy_pro's answer to this.
Mine would presumably be some sort of boring leprosy offshoot.
[–] TheTrigger 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
You would turn in to your standard tumblr user overnight; there is no cure. You'd eventually die from obesity related bodily failures, as your weight would continue to increase exponentially— until death.
[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Index and pinkie finger become permanently extended, arms straight up in the air. Head begins to move rapidly up and down rhythmically. Eardrums spontaneously rupture.
Victim develops an irresistible urge to form mosh pits and crowd-surf.
Death results from exhaustion.
[–] TheKFCNyanCat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
You'd start shitting colorful, painful diarrhea at a velocity that could potentially kill a man if you pointed it at them. Your taste buds would constantly taste fried chicken. Cats would be particularly adept at detecting this disorder (as they can with cancer,) and will often go out of their way to comfort someone with the disease. You'd die of extremely high blood pressure, as if you'd eaten too much KFC.
[–] gladiator69 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
An STD contracted by fellating or being fellated by Russell Crowe. So, worth it in my book.