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[–] McPhatty ago 

It already was designated as a disease but SJWs are pushing us to beLIEve in #HAES so I still have hope for a cure. Lift your head up high. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4gOheviiKU0

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[–] McPhatty ago 

McPhatty: when you're so fat your #HAES phat (see America)

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[–] Redcorgh ago 

Coughing up blood until you bleed out, choke to death, or both.

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[–] JesusDrowning ago 

Jesus comes back, but drowns everyone he comes into contact with.

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[–] ZombieBomb ago 

The same as normal fictional zombies, but they also explode; killing and/or infecting others.

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[–] generalerror ago 

High fever and constant vomiting/diarrhea. Difficulties in breathing and keeping your balance. Problems in processing information produced by different senses such as eyesight and hearing.

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[–] 6152264? ago 

Deadly infectious sexually transmitted disease. The Harzso starts out with paprika colored sores all over the body that fucking hurt. All of the sudden you're being followed by gypsies much like uncut dogs following a bitch in heat. They believe the sores help produce more potent potions. So before you know it, they got you tied down to a bed in an RV that's driving to some unknown destination as the hideous female gypsies scrape your many sores raw with a rusty knife. If left untreated, much like syphilis it rots your brain.

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[–] TelescopiumHerscheli 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If left untreated, much like syphilisVoat it rots your brain.

Fixed that for you...

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[–] Grind_Goddess ago 

10/10 question, OP. Great job.

Mine would be a parasite that gets in through your ear and makes you headbang uncontrollably. It would, of course, be called Wormrot

(For those unaware, my username is in reference to grindcore)

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[–] Whizwicky ago 

Fuzzy fungus that eats your pecker.

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