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[–] sinjinsmythe ago 

You get weak in the knees, and must kneel down, but as soon as you do, you are compelled to pray, then you quietly die, kneeling in prayer. Then your body calcifies and turns you to stone.

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[–] poptical-illusionist ago 

Certain patterns on baggy pants that make a girls butt look larger. Most likely to cause an accidental fatality when individuals loose focus on their current activities to get a gander at "the view." Can also result in other non fatal, but serious, injuries.

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[–] nobslob ago 

you'd slobber out of your knob

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[–] ChillyHellion ago 

Cold sweats

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[–] Redcorgh ago 

Meat sweats?

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[–] SelfReferenceParadox ago 

Insanity. Introspection induced insanity.

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[–] TheTrigger ago 

So you'd die from your brain overheating, more-or-less?

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[–] SelfReferenceParadox ago 

Have you read the book Snow Crash?

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[–] TheMagicalElf ago 

Hallucinations that vary from case to case with the exception of a small humanoid creature being seen by each patient. The hallucinatory creator appears to the patient to be causing the other hallucinations.

Death occurs from a complete loss of ability to perceive reality, things like walking in front of a vehicle or eating hazardous items being most common.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You would turn in to your standard tumblr user overnight; there is no cure. You'd eventually die from obesity related bodily failures, as your weight would continue to increase exponentially— until death.

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[–] Morbo [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It seems we've already hit pandemic proportions on this disease.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I am efficient; unlike those afflicted.

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[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Index and pinkie finger become permanently extended, arms straight up in the air. Head begins to move rapidly up and down rhythmically. Eardrums spontaneously rupture.

Victim develops an irresistible urge to form mosh pits and crowd-surf.

Death results from exhaustion.

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[–] Morbo [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And this is how Death Metal came to be. \ m /

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