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[–] JesusDrowning ago 

Jesus comes back, but drowns everyone he comes into contact with.

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[–] Jahwe ago 

Well, do I need to elaborate?

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[–] 6151720? ago 

Open door Get on the floor Everyone walk the dinosaur

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[–] sinjinsmythe ago 

You get weak in the knees, and must kneel down, but as soon as you do, you are compelled to pray, then you quietly die, kneeling in prayer. Then your body calcifies and turns you to stone.

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[–] Solstiare 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Incineration via Solar Radiation

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[–] SpitsMonsters ago 

Uncontrollable spitting intensifies until monsters devour me.

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[–] nobslob ago 

you'd slobber out of your knob

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[–] Grind_Goddess ago 

10/10 question, OP. Great job.

Mine would be a parasite that gets in through your ear and makes you headbang uncontrollably. It would, of course, be called Wormrot

(For those unaware, my username is in reference to grindcore)

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