[–] sinjinsmythe ago
You get weak in the knees, and must kneel down, but as soon as you do, you are compelled to pray, then you quietly die, kneeling in prayer. Then your body calcifies and turns you to stone.
[–] Grind_Goddess ago
10/10 question, OP. Great job.
Mine would be a parasite that gets in through your ear and makes you headbang uncontrollably. It would, of course, be called Wormrot
(For those unaware, my username is in reference to grindcore)
[–] JesusDrowning ago
Jesus comes back, but drowns everyone he comes into contact with.