[–] ANGRY_Hippopotamus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hippos are now inexplicably angry at you and want to kill you.
[–] sanityunchecked 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You would go insane and kill yourself driving a BMW 7 series sedan by stressing over the repair costs.
[–] overcaffinated 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jitters, anxiety, insomnia...death by heart attack
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Obviously your neck and jaw bones would tighten while your larynx froze.
Cause of death asphyxiation.