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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Obviously your neck and jaw bones would tighten while your larynx froze.

Cause of death asphyxiation.

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[–] ANGRY_Hippopotamus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hippos are now inexplicably angry at you and want to kill you.

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[–] Redcorgh 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So just regular hippos then.

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[–] piratse 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It would be like scurvy, but easily replicated and passed, with no known cure.

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[–] Solstiare 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Incineration via Solar Radiation

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[–] 2drunk 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Take a guess Einstein!

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[–] sanityunchecked 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You would go insane and kill yourself driving a BMW 7 series sedan by stressing over the repair costs.

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[–] overcaffinated 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Jitters, anxiety, insomnia...death by heart attack

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[–] GhostPoop 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

death by heart attack

Fry slowed down time.

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[–] overcaffinated ago 

well, yeah. But did he die?

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[–] Antiseed117 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Umm. I'd get ya before you were born?

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