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[–] GhostPoop ago 

You would never know.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[–] ANGRY_Hippopotamus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hippos are now inexplicably angry at you and want to kill you.

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[–] Redcorgh 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So just regular hippos then.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Obviously your neck and jaw bones would tighten while your larynx froze.

Cause of death asphyxiation.

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[–] Antiseed117 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Umm. I'd get ya before you were born?

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[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No one would display the same set of symptoms. You would eventually die from spontaneous combustion as your systems deregulate. Or you just get cancer.

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[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You can't help but gobble balls.

Hereditary, only indians get it

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[–] 6151720? ago 

Open door Get on the floor Everyone walk the dinosaur

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[–] 6151729? ago  (edited ago)

Extremely high temperature slowly cooks you, giving off the smell of bacon.

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