[–] ANGRY_Hippopotamus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hippos are now inexplicably angry at you and want to kill you.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Obviously your neck and jaw bones would tighten while your larynx froze.
Cause of death asphyxiation.
[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No one would display the same set of symptoms. You would eventually die from spontaneous combustion as your systems deregulate. Or you just get cancer.
[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
You can't help but gobble balls.
Hereditary, only indians get it
[–] GhostPoop ago
You would never know.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA