[–] ANGRY_Hippopotamus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hippos are now inexplicably angry at you and want to kill you.
[–] gladiator69 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
An STD contracted by fellating or being fellated by Russell Crowe. So, worth it in my book.
[–] 8_billion_eaters ago
You would start chewing your fingers like french fries and your toes like mcnuggets. Once you reach your stubbed feet, you would start to plan a meal.....something involving both feet and your ears. Maybe a crockpot thing. Toss in your wallet like a bay leaf.
Nom....Nom...Nom.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Obviously your neck and jaw bones would tighten while your larynx froze.
Cause of death asphyxiation.