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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Obviously your neck and jaw bones would tighten while your larynx froze.

Cause of death asphyxiation.

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[–] ANGRY_Hippopotamus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hippos are now inexplicably angry at you and want to kill you.

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[–] Redcorgh 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So just regular hippos then.

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[–] GhostPoop ago 

You would never know.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[–] gladiator69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

An STD contracted by fellating or being fellated by Russell Crowe. So, worth it in my book.

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[–] SpitsMonsters ago 

Uncontrollable spitting intensifies until monsters devour me.

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[–] piratse 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It would be like scurvy, but easily replicated and passed, with no known cure.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters ago 

You would start chewing your fingers like french fries and your toes like mcnuggets. Once you reach your stubbed feet, you would start to plan a meal.....something involving both feet and your ears. Maybe a crockpot thing. Toss in your wallet like a bay leaf.

Nom....Nom...Nom.

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[–] 6151317? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Electricity courses over your skin, electrifying your friends, loved ones, pets, and anyone who tries to help you as you slowly starve to death, unable to eat due to your inability to stop quoting the Talmud.

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