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[–] sinjinsmythe ago 

You get weak in the knees, and must kneel down, but as soon as you do, you are compelled to pray, then you quietly die, kneeling in prayer. Then your body calcifies and turns you to stone.

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[–] poptical-illusionist ago 

Certain patterns on baggy pants that make a girls butt look larger. Most likely to cause an accidental fatality when individuals loose focus on their current activities to get a gander at "the view." Can also result in other non fatal, but serious, injuries.

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[–] nobslob ago 

you'd slobber out of your knob

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[–] ChillyHellion ago 

Cold sweats

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[–] Redcorgh ago 

Meat sweats?

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[–] SelfReferenceParadox ago 

Insanity. Introspection induced insanity.

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[–] TheTrigger ago 

So you'd die from your brain overheating, more-or-less?

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[–] SelfReferenceParadox ago 

Have you read the book Snow Crash?

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[–] TheMagicalElf ago 

Hallucinations that vary from case to case with the exception of a small humanoid creature being seen by each patient. The hallucinatory creator appears to the patient to be causing the other hallucinations.

Death occurs from a complete loss of ability to perceive reality, things like walking in front of a vehicle or eating hazardous items being most common.

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[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You can't help but gobble balls.

Hereditary, only indians get it

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[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No one would display the same set of symptoms. You would eventually die from spontaneous combustion as your systems deregulate. Or you just get cancer.

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