[–] sanityunchecked 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You would go insane and kill yourself driving a BMW 7 series sedan by stressing over the repair costs.
[–] overcaffinated 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jitters, anxiety, insomnia...death by heart attack
You would start feeling the need to add and follow "body positive" movements on social media. Shortly after you would begin to eat constantly, even in bed. You would hoard candy bars in nightstands, office desks, and car glove boxes. Your blood sugar would remain high for so long that not eating sugary foods would cause you to feel irritable and sluggish. Eventually your organs would fail from visceral fat overtaking your systems or you would develop sepsis in one of your multiple open wounds caused by your overstretched skin and you would die. Pretty much the way it happens right now.
[–] piratse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It would be like scurvy, but easily replicated and passed, with no known cure.