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[–] piratse 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It would be like scurvy, but easily replicated and passed, with no known cure.

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[–] Solstiare 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Incineration via Solar Radiation

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[–] 2drunk 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Take a guess Einstein!

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[–] sanityunchecked 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You would go insane and kill yourself driving a BMW 7 series sedan by stressing over the repair costs.

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[–] overcaffinated 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Jitters, anxiety, insomnia...death by heart attack

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[–] GhostPoop 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

death by heart attack

Fry slowed down time.

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[–] overcaffinated ago 

well, yeah. But did he die?

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[–] Lube-N-Blisters ago 

Your skin would get oily then blister up and then you'd die.

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[–] HamsAlwaysEatSnacks ago 

You would start feeling the need to add and follow "body positive" movements on social media. Shortly after you would begin to eat constantly, even in bed. You would hoard candy bars in nightstands, office desks, and car glove boxes. Your blood sugar would remain high for so long that not eating sugary foods would cause you to feel irritable and sluggish. Eventually your organs would fail from visceral fat overtaking your systems or you would develop sepsis in one of your multiple open wounds caused by your overstretched skin and you would die. Pretty much the way it happens right now.

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[–] Hysteria ago 

"a psychological disorder (not now regarded as a single definite condition) whose symptoms include conversion of psychological stress into physical symptoms (somatization), selective amnesia, shallow volatile emotions, and overdramatic or attention-seeking behavior."

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