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[–] nobslob ago 

you'd slobber out of your knob

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[–] poptical-illusionist ago 

Certain patterns on baggy pants that make a girls butt look larger. Most likely to cause an accidental fatality when individuals loose focus on their current activities to get a gander at "the view." Can also result in other non fatal, but serious, injuries.

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[–] sinjinsmythe ago 

You get weak in the knees, and must kneel down, but as soon as you do, you are compelled to pray, then you quietly die, kneeling in prayer. Then your body calcifies and turns you to stone.

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[–] 6151317? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Electricity courses over your skin, electrifying your friends, loved ones, pets, and anyone who tries to help you as you slowly starve to death, unable to eat due to your inability to stop quoting the Talmud.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters ago 

You would start chewing your fingers like french fries and your toes like mcnuggets. Once you reach your stubbed feet, you would start to plan a meal.....something involving both feet and your ears. Maybe a crockpot thing. Toss in your wallet like a bay leaf.

Nom....Nom...Nom.

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[–] piratse 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It would be like scurvy, but easily replicated and passed, with no known cure.

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[–] SpitsMonsters ago 

Uncontrollable spitting intensifies until monsters devour me.

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[–] gladiator69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

An STD contracted by fellating or being fellated by Russell Crowe. So, worth it in my book.

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