Certain patterns on baggy pants that make a girls butt look larger. Most likely to cause an accidental fatality when individuals loose focus on their current activities to get a gander at "the view." Can also result in other non fatal, but serious, injuries.
[–] sinjinsmythe ago
You get weak in the knees, and must kneel down, but as soon as you do, you are compelled to pray, then you quietly die, kneeling in prayer. Then your body calcifies and turns you to stone.
[–] 8_billion_eaters ago
You would start chewing your fingers like french fries and your toes like mcnuggets. Once you reach your stubbed feet, you would start to plan a meal.....something involving both feet and your ears. Maybe a crockpot thing. Toss in your wallet like a bay leaf.
Nom....Nom...Nom.
[–] gladiator69 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
An STD contracted by fellating or being fellated by Russell Crowe. So, worth it in my book.
[–] nobslob ago
you'd slobber out of your knob