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[–] JesusDrowning ago 

Jesus comes back, but drowns everyone he comes into contact with.

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[–] Redcorgh ago 

Coughing up blood until you bleed out, choke to death, or both.

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[–] McPhatty ago 

It already was designated as a disease but SJWs are pushing us to beLIEve in #HAES so I still have hope for a cure. Lift your head up high. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4gOheviiKU0

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[–] McPhatty ago 

McPhatty: when you're so fat your #HAES phat (see America)

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[–] 6151729? ago  (edited ago)

Extremely high temperature slowly cooks you, giving off the smell of bacon.

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[–] 6151720? ago 

Open door Get on the floor Everyone walk the dinosaur

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[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You can't help but gobble balls.

Hereditary, only indians get it

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[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No one would display the same set of symptoms. You would eventually die from spontaneous combustion as your systems deregulate. Or you just get cancer.

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[–] Antiseed117 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Umm. I'd get ya before you were born?

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