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[–] JesusDrowning ago 

Jesus comes back, but drowns everyone he comes into contact with.

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[–] Redcorgh ago 

Coughing up blood until you bleed out, choke to death, or both.

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[–] McPhatty ago 

It already was designated as a disease but SJWs are pushing us to beLIEve in #HAES so I still have hope for a cure. Lift your head up high. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4gOheviiKU0

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[–] McPhatty ago 

McPhatty: when you're so fat your #HAES phat (see America)

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[–] 6151729? ago  (edited ago)

Extremely high temperature slowly cooks you, giving off the smell of bacon.

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[–] 6151720? ago 

Open door Get on the floor Everyone walk the dinosaur

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[–] GhostPoop ago 

You would never know.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[–] SpitsMonsters ago 

Uncontrollable spitting intensifies until monsters devour me.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters ago 

You would start chewing your fingers like french fries and your toes like mcnuggets. Once you reach your stubbed feet, you would start to plan a meal.....something involving both feet and your ears. Maybe a crockpot thing. Toss in your wallet like a bay leaf.

Nom....Nom...Nom.

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