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[–] talus_extraordinaire ago  (edited ago)

The sign says "walk" not "jog", shitlord! /s

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yup, sounds like a fat.

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[–] PikaPickledCake 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Thanks to this website, I literally observe obeasts every day now. I can't even help it anymore.

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[–] Phillyshitlord [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe if it wasn't out for a "jog"...

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The day isn't complete if at least one butternugget hasn't inconvenienced you (general you) in some way.

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[–] Shmerby 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Have some up goats

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ugh. Today, I was at the gym to find out a bunch of fatasses managed to climb the stairs out of the cardio area. I'm usually safe at the third floor, but today the gym was packed and they got there. I blame on this fucking Olympics, now every eatbeast wants to be a "strongperson".

There was this femayo who's definitely new (it had full, gym-branded workout gear, I even thought for a second it was an employee or something), and, of course, with a personal trainer. Despite paying him hourly, it spent 10 minutes (not a hyperbole, I counted them) updating Facebook with gym selfies and mentioning its trainer and stuff. He got visibly annoyed, but he was dedicated to milk that cow as hard as he can and didn't say anything. This bitch was so weak it couldn't lift the weights even in the equipment's lightest setting (I think 5 lbs?), the trainer had to help it complete. Under that sorry bag of cottage cheese, there didn't seem to be any sign of its glutes.

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[–] ShudaWudaCuda 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm lucky that my gym bans food and drinks that aren't water, it seems.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So I'm guessing definitely not (ham)Planet Fatness

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Saturday, maybe Friday?, I was at the gym and saw this gaggle of 3 girls "working out" too (they were about my height, probably a bit shorter, and 2 of me average). They all had venti whipped cream somethings in their hands and were just sitting on the cable row machine chatting. I did 5 exercises, 3 sets of 10, and they still hadn't moved. I asked them if I could work in some sets and they just giggled and said "Sorry, we're just slow at working out!teehee". Just fucking taking up all the space in the weight room, oogling the hot guys (I do this too but I don't just sit in a group and STARE WHILE CHATTING AND GIGGLING, wtf), and generally making a mess by leaving their sugar drinks next to machines, weights, etc. It's annoying and no, I don't think they gave any shits about the dirty looks they were getting.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What you told us is enough to warrant a complaint to the manager.

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[–] Bunnnnnnn 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yup, this happens to me a lot. I will be walking in the gym (say, toward the change room) and there are usually fatties with starbucks frappucinos walking slow af blocking the whole way -_-

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