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[–] devnulll 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Imbecilus Germanicus.

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[–] Cacciaguida ago  (edited ago)

because arm bands worked so well

how about beating assailants?

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[–] FashGordon ago  (edited ago)

because arm bands worked so well

Well certain arm bands would be useful right about now...

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[–] HateEveryone ago 

Oh thank god they've come up with a viable solution. Crisis over boys, we did it! Let's all give ourselves a pat on the back, good job.

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[–] ElementalPee ago 

Could you imagine how unrapable a girl with one of these tattoos AND a wristband would be?

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[–] SegFault ago 

That's gotta be at least 5% more effective than bracelets

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[–] 234823459 ago 

0 * (1+5%) = 0, so yeah, it's as many percent more effective as you wish.

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[–] Prepackaged ago 

The temporary tattoos are completely safe and water soluble.

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[–] MasterOfDiarrhea ago 

This is absurd.

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[–] GoofyGrape ago 

Maybe they should section off parts of the pool as rape and non-rape. Or they could have a time set aside, you know, like adults-only swim except for molesting.

If none of these suggestions work, maybe they could have each bather fill out a rape consent form and have the lifeguard collect them all.

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