[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Should have complained to management. Asking for a cigarette is one thing but to beg for money at your job? That's fucking brazen.
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Don't Micky D's employees get a free meal during their shift?
[–] BaronvonScheisse 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I will give you a dollar if you can touch your toes.
You keep your money, fat is shamed, day is saved; superhero gets girl.
[–] ShitLordMcAnusIII 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"I'm truly sorry I don't have any as it would make you die sooner"
[–] SeethingHatred ago (edited ago)
"I would but you look like you need to skip a few meals already"
or
"All hail lord Betus and his harbingers" ...then turn your back and walk away.
[–] proteinfordays 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"You've got several thousand meals stored in that gut. Even if I had a dollar, why would I buy you any more clearly unneeded food?"
[–] HamsAlwaysEatSnacks 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
"Can I have a cigarette?" "Are you gonna eat it?"