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[–] SeethingHatred ago  (edited ago)

"I would but you look like you need to skip a few meals already"

or

"All hail lord Betus and his harbingers" ...then turn your back and walk away.

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[–] proteinfordays 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"You've got several thousand meals stored in that gut. Even if I had a dollar, why would I buy you any more clearly unneeded food?"

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[–] ShitLordMcAnusIII 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"I'm truly sorry I don't have any as it would make you die sooner"

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[–] BaronvonScheisse 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I will give you a dollar if you can touch your toes.

You keep your money, fat is shamed, day is saved; superhero gets girl.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Don't Micky D's employees get a free meal during their shift?

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[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Should have complained to management. Asking for a cigarette is one thing but to beg for money at your job? That's fucking brazen.

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[–] HamsAlwaysEatSnacks 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

"Can I have a cigarette?" "Are you gonna eat it?"