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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Ahh, from back before Hillary Clinton bought The Onion and turned it into unskilled, unfunny propaganda.

RIP The Onion

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[–] ranch-othelioma [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ah yes. I had forgotten why I haven't been there looking around for a while now. Thanks for the reminder.

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[–] DeadBabyFactory 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"...bedtime, which today is defined as the hour at which the food runs out." Bwahahaha

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[–] derram ago 

https://archive.is/MMO5z :

Report: Majority Of Americans Now Eating One Continuous Meal A Day - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Obviously satire but one thing I have learned from the month that I spent traveling across the U.S... your food is shit. I couldn't seem to find decent fresh fruit and vegetables anywhere and the food in most restaurants was absolute garbage where everything seemed to be sweet, fatty and revolting.

Considering how hard it was to find decent fresh fruit and veg over there it's no surprised your population is fat as fuck... what's even more depressing is that here in Australia we are heading in the same direction BUT we have access to lots of freely available fresh food so we have no excuse.

Goddamn gluttonous fucks...

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[–] dialate 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I disagree with this "taking 30 minute breaks to aquire more food" thing. That's what M&M's and Snickers are for.