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[–] damnbiker ago 

Wow...Someone made a button that sends junk food in the mail, just in case they were missing out on the "too lazy to go to the convenience store" crowd.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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[–] baphometsrage 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You just reminded me to order some groceries online because I had a credit for $20 off 50 available, so thank you for that. Got a ton of nuts, protein bars, contact solution, and a huge chili garlic sauce bottle cause i live off that shit lol

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[–] Donutsinmyholes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ok can someome please explain the dash buttons to me.

I mean on a fundamental level I understand WHAT they do, but I don't get the WHY.

Why spend five bucks for a button to order one specific thing. They clearly already have access to Amazon, probably even via mobile. So why not use the Amazon app (which is essentially a dash button for any product)? Are there discounts I don't know about?

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[–] Z3xxy9 ago 

There's some cool hacks for those its a little wifi internet of things module for "free"

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[–] skelangel 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You get $5 off the first time you use one, so buying the first button is effectively free. Still useless.

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[–] chodie ago 

Have you guys ever seen that picture of a pack of Doritos that melted in a hot car and came out as a nugget of unnaturally orange-colored salt?
That's what I think of when I see that much junk food in one spot. I enjoy the occasional bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos or Chili Cheese Fritos but to see that much in bulk and to know someone will consume it in a relatively short amount of time disgusts me.

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[–] linux ago 

I enjoy the occasional bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos or Chili Cheese Fritos but to see that much in bulk and to know someone will consume it in a relatively short amount of time disgusts me.

Exactly. That MIGHT last me for two months if I make myself eat it every day, but I'd like to make sure I stay thin and fix/not get into crappy eating habits while I can. These things just need to learn self-control.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She is going to die of forced orange crunchy dehydration when the salt absorbs all the water in her body.

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[–] Gargantuan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm imagining your mother's house covered in orange dust.

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[–] StupidShitlords ago 

"Oh my industrial sized shipment of Doritos came in!!!!" This is the hamplanet equivalent of those little 10-pack "snack pack" bundle things you'll see parents bring to kids events sometimes to hand out.

Ive heard of people saying they mailed in complaints about a product (or sometimes suggesting they would endorse the product) to companies in order to get free shit. So they'll write in to Mars company that they bought a bag of M&Ms and they were melted and it breaks the writer's heart and reflects so poorly on the company, with the writer trying to blackmail or twist the arm of the company to just send them a box of M&Ms in order to shut up. I wonder if your mom did the same thing with Frito Lay and Doritos.

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[–] smalltownfatty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Did she open a summer camp or convience store?

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