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[–] TwoTonTessie 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Sounds like an introductory story you'd use when asking for a grant to put all fats out of their misery once and for all.

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[–] HelloPanda26 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I love nurses. You guys have the highest tolerance for the worst in people and can usually do it with a smile. It's so sad to see many nurses get back injuries from these fat asses. Is it hard for you to transfer to a different unit? Like maybe maternity ward or NICU?

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[–] shitlordnurse [S] 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Maternity ward is full of obeasts too, and most of their suffering babies end up in NICU. And I love cardiology and geriatrics so.... I just got to stick this out another 4 years till I have my DNP and can work as a nurse practitioner.

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[–] momdadibrokethevase 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Geriatrics would be a good specialty for shitlords, because very few fat fucks even make it that far.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh god no... Living in Texas, I always pictured hospitals dedicated to maternal care would be the best places for mothers to have children. Now that you said that, they're probably dealing with obeasts more than human mothers.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My heart goes out to nurses. Having to pander to hyper-demanding, insane deathfats is about as bad a career prospect as I can imagine. Glad to hear you’re working on your DNP, because the only way out of the pit is by climbing up--kind of like in “The Dark Knight Rises”, except your Bane is the deathfats. In the meantime, is there any chance that working as an OR nurse could get you away from deathfat babysitting and asswiping?

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[–] HelloPanda26 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sounds great! :) good luck to you and your endeavors! Four more years to go!

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[–] con77 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

Nailed it. I'll never forget the 600 lb. woman I and another nursing student were told to assist a CNA with. Cleaning her shitty fat ass and trying to change the sheets. She told the poor CNA that she had made a "boo boo" in the bed. It was worse than if a Clydesdale had shit the bed. That fukn CNA had nerves of steel. I rolled her around while the other student assisted the CNA trying to clean her. Getting clean sheets on the bed was almost impossible. We kept finding more shit. While this was going on she was loudly berating us saying that we werent being gentle. Then she, and this is not an exaggeration, got on the phone to the kitchen to bitch about the food. The bathroom was literally 8 ft. away and she couldnt drag her ENORMOUS shitty ass to the toilet or a shower. This was years ago. I take comfort in the fact that she is most assuredly dead now.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Maybe we need bariatric hospitals that will provide what these fat sows NEED than what they want and their complaints and patient sanctification scores won't matter because obeasts will always complain and bitch and one-star everything because they didn't get their sugahs, food, and beetus drinks.

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[–] ponkyol 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

we need bariatric hospitals that will provide what these fat sows NEED

such as euthanasia

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

It's an absolute cancer that negatively affects patient care.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wow, I didn't even know that existed. I've been a patient for years and years so I have to wonder if this is an American thing? I mean for one thing I would never bitch about the people caring for me. How rude!

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[–] belil569 ago 

I will if I have cause to. So long as your professional I'll go out of my way to do what's ever I can to help the staff out. Soon as you get that cunt RN I'm done being nice. I do my job professionally so can you. Usually happens to be the fatty on the unit any way.

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[–] HamPlanetYanet 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Why did you have to post this before I went to bed. And im on Chantix. Im going to have nightmares from hell thinking about a yeasty-fold monster now. Fuck.

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[–] shitlordnurse [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I'd feel bad, but then I remember I'm the one who has to actually look at, touch, and smell these yeasty gunts at my job everyday. :p

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[–] HamPlanetYanet 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I work at a funeral home. I get em too but when they come to me theyre already starting to decompose. I feel ya though.

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[–] kurigaru_san 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dear god why did I click those links

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[–] squeakels 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't know what to say except that I am so sorry. I've had such good experiences with nurses. They're fucking ANGELS (but I'm not obese, so...)

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago 

also...

Dear fat medical staff,

Your thin patients hate you and probably fear your wilful incompetence.

That is all.

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[–] shitlordnurse [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

and your coworkers are sick of picking up your slack.

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