[–] TwoTonTessie 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
So I've always wondered what you wipe their asses with. You'd need at least a beach towel...
[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Muh bodeh dussn affect othuhs shitlord! It only affects me and me only! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
In all seriousness, I'm going for healthcare administration in graduate school and every time I type papers about bariatric hospitals and bariatric care, things get graphic but I get high scores for that. One hospital in my city used to be a bariatric hospital but because so much resources and money were wasted on these fat fucks, they sold themselves out to a hospital corporation and was told to start taking in more human patients over obeasts which saved them lots of money and increased the quality of healthcare services.
[–] ryansa09 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well damn no wonder why our medical costs have been going up, due to the fact that these fat fucks have a real food addiction and the need to feed them and to take care of them is so much more than a real person. Oh well I guess when every fat fuck can't live past 30 without major issues and die early on from there will only the costs go down. Until then we need to tell these people that they need to stop being fat fucks.
[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
Really, dear rude everyone who goes into a hospital - everyone hates you. It's not a hotel, and people aren't being payed to pamper you or allow you to exist like some kind of whining toddler. They're being paid to treat your illness. Sympathy for anyone acting like a spoiled baby because of a minor injury or illness goes away after you see a few people suffering from insane injuries that you can't believe people could live through still acting like respectful members of society.
I mean I've seen what happens when a horse falls on top of a teenage girl. I've seen what happens when people catch on fire for extended periods of time. I've seen more people die in a year than most will in their life. I've seen a child dying because of their parents stupid ass religious beliefs with a giant sign on the door telling us that saving the kid's life is considered an ethical violation compared to letting the kid die. It really takes away from any concern over some fat fuck with a sore toe or headache or something crying because their meal is actual healthy food instead of fried crap - in a HOSPITAL!
[–] primar 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Shitlord/lady nurses are the best. When I was in for post op mrsa, they had two fats float to the unit I was in. They couldn't figure out the I.V. setup, so they left it sitting on a slightly higher table with enough bubbles to make up half a foot of tubing. I'm so lucky I managed to bring myself to complain to save my life (If I had only done so earlier, I wouldn't have ended up with eight liters of fluid on my lungs due to a contaminated bar in my chest)
[–] ChocolateChipCookies 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Here's something scary about those patient satisfaction scores -- those stupid Press-Ganey surveys are now being e-mailed to patients instead of just being sent by postal mail. No longer do you need to make 2 trips to the mailbox to make your opinion known.