[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 51 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago
also...
Dear fat medical staff,
Your thin patients hate you and probably fear your wilful incompetence.
That is all.
[–] shitlordnurse [S] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
and your coworkers are sick of picking up your slack.
[–] con77 0 points 48 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago
Nailed it. I'll never forget the 600 lb. woman I and another nursing student were told to assist a CNA with. Cleaning her shitty fat ass and trying to change the sheets. She told the poor CNA that she had made a "boo boo" in the bed. It was worse than if a Clydesdale had shit the bed. That fukn CNA had nerves of steel. I rolled her around while the other student assisted the CNA trying to clean her. Getting clean sheets on the bed was almost impossible. We kept finding more shit. While this was going on she was loudly berating us saying that we werent being gentle. Then she, and this is not an exaggeration, got on the phone to the kitchen to bitch about the food. The bathroom was literally 8 ft. away and she couldnt drag her ENORMOUS shitty ass to the toilet or a shower. This was years ago. I take comfort in the fact that she is most assuredly dead now.