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[–] TwoTonTessie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

So I've always wondered what you wipe their asses with. You'd need at least a beach towel...

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[–] papalogia 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sadly, we get baby wipes. Or thicker "disposable washcloths" depending on the facility. You just have to hope you won't need a third packet.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Beach towels soaked in bleach, alcohol, and anti-fungal solution in them.

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[–] ChocolateChipCookies 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Here's something scary about those patient satisfaction scores -- those stupid Press-Ganey surveys are now being e-mailed to patients instead of just being sent by postal mail. No longer do you need to make 2 trips to the mailbox to make your opinion known.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago 

also...

Dear fat medical staff,

Your thin patients hate you and probably fear your wilful incompetence.

That is all.

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[–] shitlordnurse [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

and your coworkers are sick of picking up your slack.

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[–] squeakels 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't know what to say except that I am so sorry. I've had such good experiences with nurses. They're fucking ANGELS (but I'm not obese, so...)

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[–] kurigaru_san 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dear god why did I click those links

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[–] HamPlanetYanet 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Why did you have to post this before I went to bed. And im on Chantix. Im going to have nightmares from hell thinking about a yeasty-fold monster now. Fuck.

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[–] shitlordnurse [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I'd feel bad, but then I remember I'm the one who has to actually look at, touch, and smell these yeasty gunts at my job everyday. :p

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[–] HamPlanetYanet 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I work at a funeral home. I get em too but when they come to me theyre already starting to decompose. I feel ya though.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wow, I didn't even know that existed. I've been a patient for years and years so I have to wonder if this is an American thing? I mean for one thing I would never bitch about the people caring for me. How rude!

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[–] belil569 ago 

I will if I have cause to. So long as your professional I'll go out of my way to do what's ever I can to help the staff out. Soon as you get that cunt RN I'm done being nice. I do my job professionally so can you. Usually happens to be the fatty on the unit any way.

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

It's an absolute cancer that negatively affects patient care.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Maybe we need bariatric hospitals that will provide what these fat sows NEED than what they want and their complaints and patient sanctification scores won't matter because obeasts will always complain and bitch and one-star everything because they didn't get their sugahs, food, and beetus drinks.

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[–] ponkyol 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

we need bariatric hospitals that will provide what these fat sows NEED

such as euthanasia

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[–] con77 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

Nailed it. I'll never forget the 600 lb. woman I and another nursing student were told to assist a CNA with. Cleaning her shitty fat ass and trying to change the sheets. She told the poor CNA that she had made a "boo boo" in the bed. It was worse than if a Clydesdale had shit the bed. That fukn CNA had nerves of steel. I rolled her around while the other student assisted the CNA trying to clean her. Getting clean sheets on the bed was almost impossible. We kept finding more shit. While this was going on she was loudly berating us saying that we werent being gentle. Then she, and this is not an exaggeration, got on the phone to the kitchen to bitch about the food. The bathroom was literally 8 ft. away and she couldnt drag her ENORMOUS shitty ass to the toilet or a shower. This was years ago. I take comfort in the fact that she is most assuredly dead now.

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