[–] ChocolateChipCookies 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Here's something scary about those patient satisfaction scores -- those stupid Press-Ganey surveys are now being e-mailed to patients instead of just being sent by postal mail. No longer do you need to make 2 trips to the mailbox to make your opinion known.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 51 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago
also...
Dear fat medical staff,
Your thin patients hate you and probably fear your wilful incompetence.
That is all.
[–] shitlordnurse [S] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
and your coworkers are sick of picking up your slack.
[–] HamPlanetYanet 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Why did you have to post this before I went to bed. And im on Chantix. Im going to have nightmares from hell thinking about a yeasty-fold monster now. Fuck.
[–] shitlordnurse [S] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
I'd feel bad, but then I remember I'm the one who has to actually look at, touch, and smell these yeasty gunts at my job everyday. :p
[–] HamPlanetYanet 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I work at a funeral home. I get em too but when they come to me theyre already starting to decompose. I feel ya though.
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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wow, I didn't even know that existed. I've been a patient for years and years so I have to wonder if this is an American thing? I mean for one thing I would never bitch about the people caring for me. How rude!
[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Maybe we need bariatric hospitals that will provide what these fat sows NEED than what they want and their complaints and patient sanctification scores won't matter because obeasts will always complain and bitch and one-star everything because they didn't get their sugahs, food, and beetus drinks.
[–] con77 0 points 48 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago
Nailed it. I'll never forget the 600 lb. woman I and another nursing student were told to assist a CNA with. Cleaning her shitty fat ass and trying to change the sheets. She told the poor CNA that she had made a "boo boo" in the bed. It was worse than if a Clydesdale had shit the bed. That fukn CNA had nerves of steel. I rolled her around while the other student assisted the CNA trying to clean her. Getting clean sheets on the bed was almost impossible. We kept finding more shit. While this was going on she was loudly berating us saying that we werent being gentle. Then she, and this is not an exaggeration, got on the phone to the kitchen to bitch about the food. The bathroom was literally 8 ft. away and she couldnt drag her ENORMOUS shitty ass to the toilet or a shower. This was years ago. I take comfort in the fact that she is most assuredly dead now.
[–] TwoTonTessie 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
So I've always wondered what you wipe their asses with. You'd need at least a beach towel...
[–] papalogia 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sadly, we get baby wipes. Or thicker "disposable washcloths" depending on the facility. You just have to hope you won't need a third packet.
[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Beach towels soaked in bleach, alcohol, and anti-fungal solution in them.