[–] shitlordnurse [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ha ha that reminds me, the county morgue is connected via underground tunnel to the hospital. The final insult is I have to push these fat fucks on a gurney down a long hallway that slopes upwards.
[–] HamPlanetYanet ago
We have a basement morgue at a hospital in nashville. You follow the 'yellow brick road' to get to it. (Small yellow brick shaped tiles. Looks like - - - like on a road) When i pick up a dead beast from there i call it 'taking twinki lane.'
[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
Is there any difference, smell wise I mean? I know that their personality improves once they keel over.
[–] mk46gunner 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I ended up reading your comment multiple times simply to appreciate the pure beauty of it. Have a wonderful day, you magnificent shitlord.
[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha, thank you. The world is a horrid place nowadays because of the fats so if I can spread joy then I am doing it right.
[–] HamPlanetYanet 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Depends. Ive seen them come from nursing facilities or ive had to scoop them out of a trailer 2 weeks after death. Smell is alwaya horrific. Just different degrees of it.
[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So pretty much the same as a normal "alive" fatass, fucking vomit inducing. At least you will never run out of work with all the stupid fat fucks dying early and often.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Stories please! At least these ones can't give you a bad satisfaction score.
[–] Z3xxy9 ago
Scoop them out of trailer??? How? No crane fits in there??
[–] NoSympathy ago
Soooooo, have you ever started to prep some fatty, they opened their eyes and tell you their not dead, they just smell like it?