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[–] 2schnell4u 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Extra points for mullets!

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[–] GrimRipple 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Combo bonus for flip-flops, shorts, sleeveless tee and mullet!

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[–] 2schnell4u ago 

And if those shorts are cut off daisy dukes on a man, a la Lemmy, even better!

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[–] CakeTrap 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I nearly got run over by a stampede of scooty-puffs

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They don't seem to interest to me but I think I'll go to my local state fair just to see how bad it is. I already have the image of what state fairs in Texas is like so I'm just going to go to one to see if my imaginations are true.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

State fairs are a hokey phenomenon, but much about the bigger ones can actually be at least a little interesting. Now... on the other hand... county fairs are really “where it’s at”. You get all the really local yokels and hicks crawling out from under their rocks. You actually get a “better class” of attendees at a state fair because for most, there’s some traveling and more significant expense involved. County fairs by comparison involve far less travel and expense, so you get the full flavor of real low-end local fauna. I’d put my money on the county fairs for more and better photo ops.

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If I go to the CNE this year, I'll bring my camera. There are always a plethora of deathfats there, it's pretty awful. It's like a trailer park got dropped in the middle of Toronto, and then tried to corral the fats in, what I like to call "the Beetus Building".

I'll see if I can find some of my previous years pics there, it's fucking shameful. Most years, I don't go; but every so often, I start to forget what a painful experience it is, and I go again...only to remember the horrors.

EDIT: Here's a listing of trailer trash central in Toronto: http://theex.com/assets/pdf/documents/Shopping%20PDF/CNE16_FBlist.pdf

This will draw out the fats for miles: http://theex.com/main/food/

I also recall hearing on the radio that there are going to be a bunch of food trucks there, it's being called food truck frenzy. Gross!

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[–] HamPlanetYanet 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If i could post off my Boats app, i wouldve given FPH a glorious gallery of mayo dumpsters from the deeepfried south. Anywhere from walmart to my job at the funeral home. I live in a fucking gold mine for redneck hams.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Maybe I should be working in a funeral home too while I'm in college where there's a fresh ample supply of dead obeasts left and right. They get paid a lot plus get great benefits too!

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[–] HamPlanetYanet 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

We do cremations for other funeral homes. We just got a 400lb sow last week. I cant wait to burn that heifer, only wished it was still alive.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds ago 

Three weeks until the fair where I am. It is a nice mix of fats, junkies and trash. I go to the baby barnyard and watch the human circus while feeding fluffy babies.

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

I may or may not be going to FanExpo Canada... if I do end up going, I'll make sure to take pics of all the cosplaying hams

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

electric hospital bed

I remembered that and didn't have the link! Thanks for reminding me that it was your post.