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[–] Kiddo_the_Weirdo 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Accidental shitlording is the best.

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[–] BPrime 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

It really is. When you mean to do it, you're consciously thinking about it (which is fine, its hilarious). When it's accidental, it truly shows how fucked up the situation must have been for it to happen. For example, OPs story.

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[–] ConfirmedPigeon 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

BRAVO

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[–] Shitlord2016 1 point 72 points (+73|-1) ago 

Thin privalege is not having your clothes mistaken for bedding.

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[–] c-fox 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Or circus tents.

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[–] dancemonkey 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Or houses being fumigated

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[–] RonaldMcShitlord 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is having your clothes mistaken for dish towels instead of bedsheets.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is not having your "fierce" new skirt for summer double as a pool cover in the winter.

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[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yeah but they saved all that money on a pool cover, so who's the real winner here?

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[–] IAmDesaevio 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Nothing says you should lose weight like someone thinking your clothing is a bedsheet. Just how massive was this thing?

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[–] JustTruthful ago 

Some 75 inch waist is nothing new to these fatties.

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[–] 1moar 1 point 34 points (+35|-1) ago 

Reminds me of a shit lord moment I had, not worthy of its own post since she is nice enough...

Outside smoking with some people at work. Chuckles mentions something about her newborn. Without missing a beat, I said, "Oh, I didn't know you were pregnant!"

Queue the death stares.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Yeah I once said "when's it due?" to a deathfat I knew was pregnant... turned out the spawn was already two months old.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

DANG! And BUAHAHA!

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[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

There is a rapidly ballooning ham at work that nobody would dare ask if it's pregnant.

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[–] love_rape 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Minor thing, but you mean "cue the death stares", you're not forming a queue!

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[–] L1amas 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

There could have been a line forming of death stares.

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[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Shitlord of the week nomination.

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[–] shitonfatpeople 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Seconded.

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[–] armday2day 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Is this a thing? We should get the mods to set this up. Someone ping every version Hitler

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[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wish it was a monthly award. No prizes though because it would encourage fictional stories.

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[–] LiterallyLittering 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sounds like an awesome idea. So tries are almost always my favorite posts on this sub

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[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Tales from tech support has a comment of the week and tales of the day and month etc.

Would be nice to have the same

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[–] Jahwe 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Well she made it awkward for herself, she should have just said "yeah" and everything would have been fine.

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Nah, she would still be fat, so not fine.

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[–] CakeTrap 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Oh man, this made me laugh. And appalled that someone could confuse a skirt for a bedsheets nowadays.

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