[–] 1moar 1 point 34 points 35 points (+35|-1) ago
Reminds me of a shit lord moment I had, not worthy of its own post since she is nice enough...
Outside smoking with some people at work. Chuckles mentions something about her newborn. Without missing a beat, I said, "Oh, I didn't know you were pregnant!"
Queue the death stares.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
Yeah I once said "when's it due?" to a deathfat I knew was pregnant... turned out the spawn was already two months old.
[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
There is a rapidly ballooning ham at work that nobody would dare ask if it's pregnant.
[–] Kiddo_the_Weirdo 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Accidental shitlording is the best.
[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Shitlord of the week nomination.
[–] armday2day 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Is this a thing? We should get the mods to set this up. Someone ping every version Hitler
[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I wish it was a monthly award. No prizes though because it would encourage fictional stories.
[–] LiterallyLittering 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sounds like an awesome idea. So tries are almost always my favorite posts on this sub
[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Tales from tech support has a comment of the week and tales of the day and month etc.
Would be nice to have the same
[–] IAmDesaevio 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Nothing says you should lose weight like someone thinking your clothing is a bedsheet. Just how massive was this thing?
[–] ScottRockview 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Nah, she would still be fat, so not fine.
[–] Shitlord2016 1 point 72 points 73 points (+73|-1) ago
Thin privalege is not having your clothes mistaken for bedding.
[–] c-fox 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
Or circus tents.
[–] dancemonkey 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Or houses being fumigated
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Thin privilege is not having your "fierce" new skirt for summer double as a pool cover in the winter.
[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Yeah but they saved all that money on a pool cover, so who's the real winner here?
[–] RonaldMcShitlord 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Thin privilege is having your clothes mistaken for dish towels instead of bedsheets.