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[–] Fllmia 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You should have leveled a serious stare and said "No. These?" Point at the sheets, "Are fucking bed sheets."

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[–] DCLXVISS7 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Holy fucking christ on a cracker!

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[–] armday2day 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So, like, communion for Catholics?

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

No, that's a cracker made from Christ.

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[–] vandilx 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah, I would have lost it. Was there anyone within earshot of the conversation? If so, how did they react?

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

:D !!! never been happier to spill my morning coffee mid-LOL!

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[–] thinsignificant [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Huge. I'm awful at guessing weight but it had massive elbow folds

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[–] crispsandtakeaways 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Who the hell buys used bed linens?

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[–] Gargantuan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fat women buy them to use as skirts. Haven't you been paying attention? Any faint stains just serve to add to their unique look. Plus the more old stains there are, the less noticeable the new stains will be! #incontinent fiber artists.

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[–] PikaPickledCake ago 

That's a good question. They can be purchased for around $15 on Amazon for an entire set.

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[–] PikaPickledCake ago 

Okay. That made me laugh out loud.

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[–] thinsignificant [S] ago 

Super cheap people

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