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[–] Fllmia 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You should have leveled a serious stare and said "No. These?" Point at the sheets, "Are fucking bed sheets."

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[–] CakeTrap 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Oh man, this made me laugh. And appalled that someone could confuse a skirt for a bedsheets nowadays.

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[–] Jahwe 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Well she made it awkward for herself, she should have just said "yeah" and everything would have been fine.

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Nah, she would still be fat, so not fine.

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[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Shitlord of the week nomination.

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[–] armday2day 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Is this a thing? We should get the mods to set this up. Someone ping every version Hitler

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[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Tales from tech support has a comment of the week and tales of the day and month etc.

Would be nice to have the same

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[–] LiterallyLittering 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sounds like an awesome idea. So tries are almost always my favorite posts on this sub

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[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wish it was a monthly award. No prizes though because it would encourage fictional stories.

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[–] shitonfatpeople 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Seconded.

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[–] 1moar 1 point 34 points (+35|-1) ago 

Reminds me of a shit lord moment I had, not worthy of its own post since she is nice enough...

Outside smoking with some people at work. Chuckles mentions something about her newborn. Without missing a beat, I said, "Oh, I didn't know you were pregnant!"

Queue the death stares.

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[–] love_rape 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Minor thing, but you mean "cue the death stares", you're not forming a queue!

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[–] L1amas 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

There could have been a line forming of death stares.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Yeah I once said "when's it due?" to a deathfat I knew was pregnant... turned out the spawn was already two months old.

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[–] Stopthefatness 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

There is a rapidly ballooning ham at work that nobody would dare ask if it's pregnant.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

DANG! And BUAHAHA!

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[–] IAmDesaevio 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Nothing says you should lose weight like someone thinking your clothing is a bedsheet. Just how massive was this thing?

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[–] JustTruthful ago 

Some 75 inch waist is nothing new to these fatties.

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[–] Shitlord2016 1 point 72 points (+73|-1) ago 

Thin privalege is not having your clothes mistaken for bedding.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is not having your "fierce" new skirt for summer double as a pool cover in the winter.

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[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yeah but they saved all that money on a pool cover, so who's the real winner here?

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[–] RonaldMcShitlord 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is having your clothes mistaken for dish towels instead of bedsheets.

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[–] c-fox 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Or circus tents.

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[–] dancemonkey 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Or houses being fumigated

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[–] ConfirmedPigeon 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

BRAVO

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