[–] kurigaru_san 0 points 32 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago
TIL Dudley Dursley became a transfat weightlifter.
[–] DessertFox 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
She's the one Olympian who doesn't need any condoms.
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Trans people are human. I don't know what that thing is, but it isn't human.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
OH GOD, THIS PIC.
She bought the crappiest candies of the entire country! I can't even call them "chocolates" due to how little cocoa they have.
The Hershey's ones are less than 10% cocoa and cost less than a dollar each. In the list of ingredients, they have more vegetal fat than actual chocolate. The one with an orange explosion is made with a local chocolate milk powder, and it has more malt than chocolate. The one near the center has more peanut than chocolate, too, it tastes like a cheap Reese's ripoff.
The yellow package at the center is a small cake that is so vile that even funghi refuse to touch it. There have been reports of it lasting over six months without getting mold.
The egg is the only expensive candy in there (about US$3), but only because of the toy inside. It's a little over 20% cocoa and targeted towards small kids (hence the toy).
The ones at the right are actually cookies, they don't taste that bad, but they're too sweet, most locals can't even eat the whole package in one sitting (but I know fatass will).
Those black and white chocolates are the only decent picks there, they're made with local cocoa and nuts that can't be found elsewhere. The landwhale picked the smallest bars available because they were bought at the closest convenience store (I know where the US delegation are staying), and they have a buy 2 Hershey's, get 1 free permanent sale going on. Cause, you know, it can barely afford enough food to survive, amirite?
I hope it dies in the middle of the competition, just to send a message to obeasts across the globe.
[–] Deathstalker 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Eye bleach
[–] LetTheAshesFly [S] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I try to be lenient on lifters, but it's basically cheating the competition in a sense with this type of situation. She never stops bulking, will inadvertently have more muscle (and obviously fat) than her competitors, some of which are simply tall (over 6 feet) and stuck in that category... With blobby pieces of shit like that.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I honestly expected more deathfats in the highest weight classes. Guess Olympians still have some pride in their bodies.
Those weight classes are crazy! I'm 5'8 and I sit around 70kg with functional muscle mass. If I was a competitive weight lifter I imagine it would be very difficult for me to stay under 75 and I'm not even particularly tall...
[–] Lilina 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
If I saw that ham's forehead, I would have thought that's a transfat! Not like you could tell what gender it was by looking at it.
[–] LetTheAshesFly [S] 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Found this sad sack of shit on a related article, and then had to google info to find out what the gender was. So yeah, genuinely this pig is basically another april mathis clogging up the "women's" division of a sport that should be a lot less open to promoting morbid obesity.
[–] Lilina 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Mathis looks like a balding middle aged he-ham. I question if it has ovaries.
[–] linux 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I feel bad for the shitlord-type transpeople who have to deal with stuff like that, but obviously a monster like this gets no sympathy for it.
[–] Lilina 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
At least humans can get surgery to feminize foreheads budget-permitting. Surgeons won't sedate a ham of that size for cosmetic work.
[–] MahLardy 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Same with that jaw. Looks like a fat "I peaked in high school" bro.
I'm sure UnderArmour laughed their ass off when they saw that one.
[–] Lilina 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
We can't tell what gender it was born as. It either is transgender or convinced me enough that it is to the point it is worthy of transfat.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Yeah, I wonder why sponsors don't want it advertising their products!