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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"I can't find the time!" Ah, the motto of the mediocre and unsuccessful.

Time isn't found, it is made.

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[–] ConfirmedPigeon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Exactly, you make time for what is important.

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[–] IAmDesaevio 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Seriously, I work most of the day around the neighborhood and even when I'm an idiot and schedule 20 hours of work for Saturday/Sunday I always have time to enjoy my morning coffee, eat a good meal at least once a day, get a nice shower and get plenty of rest. 10hrs/day isn't enough to take up all that time, so whatever they're doing definitely isn't.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Exactly! I tell them that if they don't have time, make time! That's what I do!

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[–] ridsloth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They find the time to drop shits the size of small children multiple times a day... priorities.

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

quietly lol'd

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[–] mangiamerdeemorte 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

One of my closest shitlady friends is a mom of 3 (one of her kids is a cancer patient, too), works full time as a nurse, and can power clean her body weight. She runs marathons and goes to the gym. But yeah, she doesn't have time.

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[–] Chuckfin 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

About a million Internet high fives to that mom

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[–] mangiamerdeemorte 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She's basically my hero.

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[–] invisiblecalories ago 

Fats would claim she doesn't really love her kids because she isn't spending 100% of the time with them. Even though a fat's idea of quality time is playing on their phone and drinking Starbeetus while their kids play at the park if they're lucky (more likely indoors playing video games).

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[–] mangiamerdeemorte ago 

Yeah, she hates her kids so much that she runs marathons to raise money for pediatric cancer patients and teaches a kid's fitness class that two of her kids do. She hates them so much that on her days off she volunteers at their schools. But, you know, she's a shitlady who also believes in letting her kids be independent. Go figure.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was having this conversation just last night. There is a lot of time in a week and if you can't find enough to do the things you want, you aren't trying. It's things like cooking food for the week on the weekend and incorporating exercise into established lifestyle that gives you time. My dad's girlfriend was bitching that she doesn't have time to practice music herself. I'm supposed to believe she can't find 20 minutes even only every couple of days to sit and practice? It's weak and it's lazy.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yup yup, I made it to the gym 3 times a week even when I worked 80 hours a week. And in case they start reeing "But you don't have kids!" a friend of mine is an ICU nurse who works 12 hours a day 4 on, 4 off, and has two little kids, and she just won her bodybuilding pro card. Damn those genetics!

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[–] Signoradimerda 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The moving slower thing... How much slower to the actually move? just thinking about all the times I get stuck behind hams... Jesus how can you not be frustrated enough by that alone not to want to lose the chub?!?

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

There was this great article about how fat people's ability to estimate distance is skewed by the burden of all their extra weight. Wish I remembered where I saw it.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I know people who are busy all the time and yet they make time for family, excercising, and eating right and that doesn't cost an arm and a leg.

Being fat does.

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