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[–] tame 8 points 16 points (+24|-8) ago  (edited ago)

It's all just scare tactics to push the lefties' political agenda. Big Climate Change is paying off the researchers. The climate isn't really warming. It's just the normal El Nino cycle. The sunspot cycle is exiting a Maunder Minimum. We're actually in an ice age right now. Mars is warming at the same rate as Earth, explain that! It was really cold last winter. La la la not listening! sticks fingers in ears

...did I miss any?

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[–] HeartAttack99 [S] 3 points 14 points (+17|-3) ago 

You almost Poed me.

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[–] tame 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

I was actually really close to putting a /s on the end but I gambled on the last couple of lines making it clear enough. Looks like I pitched it just about right. :D

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[–] RedditCEOEllenPao 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Same.

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[–] GIF-lLL-S0NG 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

global warming is UN plot to keep power in europe / america. They are causing it. It is real. Part of the agenda to depopulate the earth, cause unrest and famine. they are anticipating this and will offer 1 world govt as solution.

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[–] aboutime 8 points 1 point (+9|-8) ago 

If these stats are anything like the economics stats we are given then I call BULLSHIT from this BULLSHIT administration and their BULLSHIT "experts".

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[–] DickHertz 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Ignorance about statistics is something we need less of in the world.

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[–] Animaillian 6 points 0 points (+6|-6) ago  (edited ago)

But global warming is a good thing. Why do people think otherwise? warmer weather => nicer climate, greater agricultural productivity, Antarctica and Greenland would be green again like they were in the past. Some flooding but Holland has dealt with that no worries. The earth is very cold compared to it's normal state

This idea that warm weather is bad is the most amazingly successful scam the left has ever...well, one of the best anyway

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[–] kmojo 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Doesn't research show that the times of highest co2 on the planet are also the times with the most abundant life?

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[–] Broc_Lia 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

And that colder climates mean bigger deserts.

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[–] Animaillian 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago  (edited ago)

Plants need CO2 to get carbon for growth. The more CO2 there is the faster they grow.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleoclimatology#/media/File:All_palaeotemps.png

Look at this, from the time mammals took over the planet 65 million years ago until about 3 million years ago earth was hot, sometimes much hotter than now. Life thrived on earth during that period.

I have argued with climate activists before, none of them have any idea that the earth is normally much hotter than at present. But the science is sound, not controversial at all.

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[–] carbanara 4 points 0 points (+4|-4) ago 

Have any models been made that predict the weather change accurately? I have never seen one.

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[–] Gorillion 4 points -1 points (+3|-4) ago 

Well, you white coated fucks had better invent a technological fix quick sharp then, cuz I ain't got enough invested in this shitshow anymore to bother reducing my carbon footprint. You pissholes can suck my smog.

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[–] throughtheblack 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

In other news, the Emperor was seen wearing his most fantastic new clothes yet.

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[–] Broc_Lia 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Meanwhile, athletes preparing for the Olympics have been setting a frenzy of athletic records in the lead up to the games. Dissatisfied with their performance, coaches hired consultants from the climate-change-science community and hit upon the incredible new technique of simple adjusting their data using models.

"It's incredible" gasps Sven Utgardsson, a swimming coach, "All this time Helga, my swimmer, had been underperforming, but the theory stated that she should be faster, so clearly the actual times were wrong. We added 30 seconds to her results when we turned them in and suddenly she was winning medals."

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[–] mr_Bonkers 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago  (edited ago)

It is sombering not sobering.

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