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[–] Nyx 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

With "a BMI of over 50" she'll be dead in a few more years anyway. Start banging a shitlady now and let your wife eat herself into an early gravy boat.

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[–] Generic_FPH8er 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Also take out a big life insurance policy on her.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lol, no. At her weight, the underwriters would wash their hands of her. They don't insure people with death wishes, slow or fast. BASE jumping or eating yourself to death. It's all the same risk class to them.

Source: Work in life insurance industry.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, there's a whole lot of assumption going on that beta is somehow thin or swole. I highly doubt it. Married beta is probably a fat too.

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I went "Ha, that's what you get, fatass!" when I got to the comment left by the mayo whose wife surprise divorced him for gaining 100 lbs. These marriages sound more like babysitting than relationships.

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[–] caaaaaaaaaake [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I can hardly understand how divorce is a surprise when one loses and the other one gains 100lbs and I also can´t imagine they never talked about it. If I see friends/SOs gain 15 to 20 lbs in a short period of time I ask them what´s wrong.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Seriously! A friend of mine went up one size after her vacation. I swear I was more in the loop on her shock and horror and subsequent weight loss than these people seem to be with spouses that gain five times more and don't lose it.

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[–] ThinBlondeBeast ago 

Yeah, but these people are on loseit. Most of them think that gaining 15 lbs. in a "moment" of weakness is something which just happens.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Yea, if she's gained 170 in four years, there's no hope for it whatsoever. How anyone can gain that much weight and act like it's just a part of getting older, I'll never know. It's disgusting. Obviously she has no respect for herself or for her SO. Oh well, no surprise there - fats are always gonna fat.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I know! Gaining a full grown man's total weight? Madness! I just.....I think I just went full on white girl, I so much can't even right now.

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[–] retailslave 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh my god Becky, did Uggs LITERALLY just appear on your literal feet?!

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[–] popejus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Damn, it gained a full me (6'5 man) in only 4 years. Holy shit.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Haha its okay, I go full white girl too when I get so angry that I can't think straight. Or as the hams call it "everyday trigguhs".

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[–] christ93 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I am almost 50 and still weigh the same that I weighed when I was 18. It is not that hard.

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[–] SocialJustice_Wario 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

170 pounds in 4 years? that's putting in some serious effort

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah dude thats 42 pounds a YEAR. How much is this bitch eating? A fucking baby cow daily???

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[–] angriff 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Serve it divorce papers?

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[–] ConfirmedPigeon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She'll eat twice the portion?

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[–] Big_Swinging_Dick 2 points 21 points (+23|-2) ago 

Once she locked down her Beta bucks she ballooned. A tale as old as time.

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[–] Thinnerbeauty666 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Beta and obeast 🎵🎵🎵

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[–] HighwayStar 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Not sure if I hate the bitches like this or the betas more.

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[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Relationships are a two-way street, for both better and worse. She may have decided to "quit dieting", although at a starting weight of 140 I doubt there was much calorie counting to begin with, but he's got to be enabling her somehow.

He needs to figure out what he's doing that allows her to become an obeast and he needs to stop.

If he really loves her, it could come down to taking control of the finances, the shopping, the cooking, even taking away her car keys or better yet sell the car and make her walk everywhere.

Or he could divorce her big yeasty ass.

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[–] ButtarGollum 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I saw some tumblr tard post this on FB before and I confronted her about it. The reeing was epic and she quickly blocked me (posted by a friend of a friend but her comments weren't restricted to friends only so I got to troll). I laugh when people act like only men can be the abusers in relationships. If anything women are more likely to use the children against the men, abuse men financially, guilt trip and coerce them (back to children). I have multiple male coworkers going through divorces (all instigated by the women) and it's the same story everytime, woman demands sole custody of kids, wants more than 50% of male's earnings, etc.

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[–] euthanizethepoors 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

top comment won the lottery.

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[–] shitlordicus_prime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It was heart warming to read! A happy ending for all concerned, and another HAES success story. It makes me wonder when some of the more famous "fat acceptance" hams will start to shuffle off.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

STAHPPPP. THE COMMENTS. SOOOO BADDDD. Who the fuck eats the same portions as someone over 6 inches their height or 40 lbs theigh weight? Really? Is it an eating contest? Are you shoving yourself? WTF in The WTF. No woman of 5'4" would EVER fucking try to eat the same portion as a man of 6'2" unless she as fucking insane or a fucking moron.

This just makes me hurt in the brain. Oh look feed the little dog 1/2 cup, feed the big dog 1 1/2 cup. SENSE? YES. Human? EAT ALL THE FOOOOOOD.

I am 50 lbs lighter than my man person. My BMI is 19 or 20 his is 24. Our pizza fest on Sunday was: Me 1 slice and 3 bread-sticks. He, 3 slices and one bread stick. That was pretty much all we ate for the whole day. With tons of leftovers for the lunch and dinner next day. Difference: Me 170 for 3 sticks (really? I find this hard to believe), 100 for ranch (suck it, we don't hate food), 300 for slice (medium, could be 350). So my whole meal for the day plus 2 glasses of wine was a bit low at around 1100 ( am thinking the sticks are closer to 100 a stick). And he ate 1000 cal in pizza, 300 cal in beer, and a midnight snack of leftover radish salad and 2 more bread sticks. I suspect he ate a cookie but can't prove it. however even if he had 2000 cal, and I had 1400, we would be perfectly fine to gorge on Sunday pizza. If I had 2000, I would explode and probably get ill.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"I suspect he ate a cookie but can't prove it."

LOL!

You wanted the cookie, didn't you?

It's ok, you can tell me.

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