[–] euthanizethepoors 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
top comment won the lottery.
[–] shitlordicus_prime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It was heart warming to read! A happy ending for all concerned, and another HAES success story. It makes me wonder when some of the more famous "fat acceptance" hams will start to shuffle off.
[–] ConfirmedPigeon 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
How the bloody Hell does one literally more than double their size and not think: "wow I am a fat piece of shit"
[–] ButtarGollum 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
Extra extra! Read all about it! Beta fuck lacks the balls to tell his wife to get fit or fuck off!
I always laugh when I read these... like... how can you be so weak?
Yeah he should totally just get divorce raped. /s
[–] ButtarGollum ago
I suppose. Good thing obesity is eventually self correcting in that the fatty eventually dies. As it stands, buddy has maybe 3 or 4 options here. Tell her to lose weight and she does. Tell her to lose weight and she wants a divorce because fee fees. Live with her and eventually be miserable once you realize you will be breaking your back caring for this gluttonous pig and your kids. There's not many choices in this situation, because you know the ham isn't going to go for option 1 if she's put on 170lbs in 4 years, she's already gone full ham logic retarded.
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I went "Ha, that's what you get, fatass!" when I got to the comment left by the mayo whose wife surprise divorced him for gaining 100 lbs. These marriages sound more like babysitting than relationships.
[–] caaaaaaaaaake [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I can hardly understand how divorce is a surprise when one loses and the other one gains 100lbs and I also can´t imagine they never talked about it. If I see friends/SOs gain 15 to 20 lbs in a short period of time I ask them what´s wrong.
[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Seriously! A friend of mine went up one size after her vacation. I swear I was more in the loop on her shock and horror and subsequent weight loss than these people seem to be with spouses that gain five times more and don't lose it.
[–] ThinBlondeBeast ago
Yeah, but these people are on loseit. Most of them think that gaining 15 lbs. in a "moment" of weakness is something which just happens.
[–] CaptainJeanLucPicard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I did some quick math, and 170lbs is over half a million calories.
Assuming, a 100calorie per mile burn rate, she would have to run from NY to LA and back again to burn all that off. Hahaha, good luck with that! l!
[–] Melbourne43 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
612,500 calories too many. But over 4 years that equates to only an additional 400 calories/day, a small snack really. This just proves that these idiots who talk about not weighing yourself are doing harm. You only maintain what you measure.
[–] ThinBlondeBeast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
More than that. Other than regular intense exercise, nothing makes your energy expenditure shoot up like getting bigger. I bulk/cut, when I am at 170 lbs. my energy expenditure is around 27 to 2800 calories. When I am at 200 lbs. it is closer to 4000, keeping exercise the same.
Make no mistake about it. You will gain some weight eating an extra 400 calories a day for sure. But to get as fat as these fucks who weigh the same as 2 or 3 people, you need to gorge on inhuman amounts of food.
[–] LottaBeetusJuice 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
"Lose the weight or lose the husband".
That's how. It'll call you shallow and REEEEE a lot, but as a matter of fact, this person is not the woman you once have married anyways (both in volume as well as in attitude).
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
He married one person and now she's two people. She's technically cheating on him, right in his face, with food. But he has to be sensitive because it's fat we're talking about, not any other terrible choice.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Sadly she's not two separate hot people :(
[–] WhiteTigerScream ago
Yeah if I'm gonna be fucking 310 pounds it had better be 3 asian chicks.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Well put, Cars. She is cheating and he's suffering for it. And at that weight, she's two fat women's worth of people.