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[–] tableflipper 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I hate coffee because it's too bitter for me. That's why, instead of adding incomprehensible amounts of sugar to it, I DON'T FUCKING DRINK IT and drink tea instead.

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[–] Cenki 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I like to add a few ounces of skim milk. Little brotien in that after all :D Also I like floral brews places hands over crotch

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[–] Bobsentme 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You can have my coffee when you take it from my cold, dead hands.

Or, you know, I run out of sweet and low packets.

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If you find regular coffee bitter, I would recommend giving cold brew a try if you have a good coffee shop near you. You may find that it's more pleasant and doesn't carry the bitterness that some low end coffees brewed in hot water can.

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[–] 5968392? ago  (edited ago)

Feel the same way about coffee, not a huge fan. I only drink it in the winter to warm myself up and I have to buy the expensive stuff, grind it myself, and then add a good bit of Splenda and almond milk to it before I can actually enjoy it. My husband introduced me to amino acid with caffeine in it because I need my caffeine and had resorted to getting it from diet soda. I am just not a morning person and with this stuff I seriously doubt I will touch coffee this winter (guess it depends on how cold it gets).

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[–] Candid 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

You're wrong.

Once upon a time, in a dimension far, far away...

Something similar to what you observed happened with larger organisisms. The consumed beverage caused them to reach critical mass and collapse into a blackhole.

This is all we have left.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Pfft just try a white chocolate mocha plain... that thing is the blood of lord beetus.

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[–] HamShanky ago 

It is just so sweet it is sickening. It's the same of how I have been put off of sour keys since the age of 10

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's mystifying. You couldn't even taste the coffee at that point. Wouldn't it be cheaper to just put ice and sugar in a blender? I suppose that involves work, and fats just don't do that..

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Maybe the caffeine counteracts the coma they'd ordinarily go into after dumping that much pure sugar into their blood.

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[–] 5966099? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The frappaccinos (sp?) are made with "coffee-flavored syrup" and a tiny amount of espresso powder so there really isn't much caffeine to begin with. I used to work at a Starbucks.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The only thing I have ever ordered there is the tazo passion tea unsweetened because it has 50 cent refills and no sugar and about 10 calories.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Actually.. thats the only "tea" I keep stocked at home... it's delicious! Both at home and while hiking!

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Maybe the syrup is just blood harvested from super deathfats.

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[–] retailslave ago 

Nah. It would be chewier.

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[–] Maxpower3110 ago 

How is it legal to turn coffee into an abomination like that?

well just remember how fatties eat salads... they pour hundreds of calories of ranch/dressing on top of a single lettuce leave.

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[–] angriff 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've never heard of anyone adding sugar to a frappucino. That's the most ridiculous sweets thing I've ever heard. They are already sickly sweet (at least as I recall, I haven't tasted one in years).

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[–] 5966174? ago  (edited ago)

You've never worked in a coffee shop, I see.

The things people do with sugar...the horror...the horror...

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I heard of a horror story of a deathfat adding like 10 sugar packets to southern sweet tea!!

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[–] blue5car 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Would you like some tea with your sugar ma'am.

Ma'am. Triggered.

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