[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Their poor taste buds must have been beaten well into submission to want that much sugar.
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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe the syrup is just blood harvested from super deathfats.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Actually.. thats the only "tea" I keep stocked at home... it's delicious! Both at home and while hiking!
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Maybe the caffeine counteracts the coma they'd ordinarily go into after dumping that much pure sugar into their blood.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Pfft just try a white chocolate mocha plain... that thing is the blood of lord beetus.
[–] Maxpower3110 ago
well just remember how fatties eat salads... they pour hundreds of calories of ranch/dressing on top of a single lettuce leave.