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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

An obese NY State attorney surreptitiously eating his own boogers in a state office conference room while in plain view of other people.

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[–] MorpheusGodofDreams 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How about East? I'm worried about the fucking aliens man!

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[–] fuck_communism 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I just saw four days of hundreds of them broadcast on TV.

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[–] ginganinja ago 

I have quite a few stories about my half brother (L), but this one happened most recently.

My brother (Q) is an awesome salesman and is based in San Francisco. L, who lives in St. Paul, Minneapolis, had this texting exchange with Q, out of the blue.

L: "Hey, can you be in LA on Tuesday? My company needs someone in Long Beach..."
Q: (extremely baffled, hfw) "No, I have a job."
L: "No prob! Thanks for pondering."
Q: "Yeah, out of the question, but good luck!"

He later commented, "the only thing I was pondering was if I was being seriously trolled or not."

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[–] BottomLine ago 

American colleges and universities.

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My mother-in-law who thinks pro wrestling is real, the moon landing was faked and UFO's are just Russians spying on us. Although I can barely stand the woman, she is good for a laugh at times. Oh did I mention she's a die hard Democrat and goes ballistic when I ask her if she voted for Obama because she hates black people, and didn't vote at all in 2008 or 2012 because the choice was between a black man or a (worse) a Republican.

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[–] CrazyInAnInsaneWorld 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So she's an old-school, Reconstruction-era, Southern Democrat?

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[–] Cum_control 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

when i saw this whole stadium full of people that were saying they were going to vote for hillary clinton... people were way out of touch with reality

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[–] Audiohum ago  (edited ago)

I joked to a 19 year old girl you can not get pregnant from anal sex... to which she was really suprised .. omg

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