[–] arniecuntingham 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
yeah, that will stop them from being criminals and acting like animals. they will probably shoot each other and steal the ice cream.
[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's probably an intelligence gathering operation. Cameras will be filming the little hoodrats and logging their behavior. The cops know the smiling pickaninnies with free ice cream drooling down their chins today will be the gangbangers of the future.
Or maybe... Can the AIDS virus survive at ice cream temperatures?
[–] schwanstucker 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Will there be watermelon and fried chicken as well?
[–] TheStapler ago
Those might have been more popular among the groids but those could probably be sold for drugs. With ice cream at least they have to consume it before it melts.