[–] CthulhuDelay 1 point 23 points 24 points (+24|-1) ago
This has got to be the stupidest display of delusional thinking that I've ever seen.
[–] HAESisalie 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
I have to think with the tightie whities and fedora it is master level trolling... I hope so anyway.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The whole good taste in food thing is rather indicative as well.
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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It aint shame if I'm not ashamed! Shame is internal, something these fat idiots don't seem to grasp.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Agreed. The snarky looks and half whispered comments don't even bother me. Fuck em. They'd give anything to be magically transformed and they know it.
[–] WhatAYoker 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
The only reason they are more loyal is cause no women with standards will go out with them, + we all know fat people are stupider than normal humans
[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Haha, oh lord. They have no taste in good food and probably zero stamina in bed. Hell, they are probably the worst lovers of all time.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Guys like that make me want to staple my cunt closed
[–] ouiouoiuoiu 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
can't get the thought out of my head now, stapling a cunt. it will probably cause me sudden bursts of laughter throughout the day. thank you.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Now, now. He only claimed to be great at cuddling, which as far as I know requires lying still, watching television.
[–] CertifiedShitlord 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Just because you have no options doesn't mean you're more loyal. If anything you'd be less loyal because you'd fall for anyone who gave you even the slightest bit of attention.
[–] Thetiedyeguy 0 points 65 points 65 points (+65|-0) ago
Anything that starts out with "ATTENTION females" will cause instantaneous vaginal dryness.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 32 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago
Can confirm. I actually started chafing internally.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ayyyy bby. Lemme help you with that...
::flexes insectoid body muscles::
[–] Fllmia 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Ouch. Is that a real thing?
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Goddamn that mental image. Wow.
[–] ShiteLorde 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Cried laughing. The fedora really did it for me, but I imagine a Star Trek Ferengi yelling "Attention females!". So hot.
[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Don't even tell me that you wouldn't be interested in giving a Latinum-rich Ferengi some good ol' oo-mox.
[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah I can't believe they actually drew that in. You can't make that up.
[–] Murdoc_Niccals 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It made my vagina dry and I've got a fucking cock.
[–] majestic_fupa 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dry as dry can be.