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[–] Thetiedyeguy 0 points 65 points (+65|-0) ago 

Anything that starts out with "ATTENTION females" will cause instantaneous vaginal dryness.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Can confirm. I actually started chafing internally.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ayyyy bby. Lemme help you with that...

::flexes insectoid body muscles::

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ouch. Is that a real thing?

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Goddamn that mental image. Wow.

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[–] ShiteLorde 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Cried laughing. The fedora really did it for me, but I imagine a Star Trek Ferengi yelling "Attention females!". So hot.

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[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't even tell me that you wouldn't be interested in giving a Latinum-rich Ferengi some good ol' oo-mox.

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[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah I can't believe they actually drew that in. You can't make that up.

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[–] Murdoc_Niccals 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It made my vagina dry and I've got a fucking cock.

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[–] majestic_fupa 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dry as dry can be.

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[–] CthulhuDelay 1 point 23 points (+24|-1) ago 

This has got to be the stupidest display of delusional thinking that I've ever seen.

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[–] HAESisalie 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

I have to think with the tightie whities and fedora it is master level trolling... I hope so anyway.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The whole good taste in food thing is rather indicative as well.

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[–] KikiCat ago 

Can't here to say that. The fedora tipped me off.

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[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Excuse me but he's an /intellectual/.

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[–] DE4THWI5H 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Reverse racism isn't real.

It's just regular racism against white people.

Sorry for the tangent.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It aint shame if I'm not ashamed! Shame is internal, something these fat idiots don't seem to grasp.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Agreed. The snarky looks and half whispered comments don't even bother me. Fuck em. They'd give anything to be magically transformed and they know it.

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[–] WhatAYoker 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The only reason they are more loyal is cause no women with standards will go out with them, + we all know fat people are stupider than normal humans

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Haha, oh lord. They have no taste in good food and probably zero stamina in bed. Hell, they are probably the worst lovers of all time.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Guys like that make me want to staple my cunt closed

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[–] ouiouoiuoiu 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

can't get the thought out of my head now, stapling a cunt. it will probably cause me sudden bursts of laughter throughout the day. thank you.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Now, now. He only claimed to be great at cuddling, which as far as I know requires lying still, watching television.

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[–] Zen-Zinxe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

As a skinny guy, I don't know if I could compete with that.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You very rarely meet fats with PhDs.

Just got back from a major research conference. Of the 300-400 people at the top of my field maybe 2-3 are fats, and they are generally disliked due to their attitudes and behaviors.

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[–] blue5car 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This pic reduces fertility so much that my 3 year old brother was retroactively miscarried.

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[–] CertifiedShitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Just because you have no options doesn't mean you're more loyal. If anything you'd be less loyal because you'd fall for anyone who gave you even the slightest bit of attention.

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