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[–] Thetiedyeguy 0 points 65 points (+65|-0) ago 

Anything that starts out with "ATTENTION females" will cause instantaneous vaginal dryness.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Can confirm. I actually started chafing internally.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ayyyy bby. Lemme help you with that...

::flexes insectoid body muscles::

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ouch. Is that a real thing?

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Goddamn that mental image. Wow.

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[–] ShiteLorde 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Cried laughing. The fedora really did it for me, but I imagine a Star Trek Ferengi yelling "Attention females!". So hot.

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[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't even tell me that you wouldn't be interested in giving a Latinum-rich Ferengi some good ol' oo-mox.

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[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah I can't believe they actually drew that in. You can't make that up.

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[–] Murdoc_Niccals 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It made my vagina dry and I've got a fucking cock.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Truth!

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[–] CthulhuDelay 1 point 23 points (+24|-1) ago 

This has got to be the stupidest display of delusional thinking that I've ever seen.

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[–] HAESisalie 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

I have to think with the tightie whities and fedora it is master level trolling... I hope so anyway.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The whole good taste in food thing is rather indicative as well.

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[–] KikiCat ago 

Can't here to say that. The fedora tipped me off.

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[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Excuse me but he's an /intellectual/.

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[–] DE4THWI5H 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Reverse racism isn't real.

It's just regular racism against white people.

Sorry for the tangent.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It aint shame if I'm not ashamed! Shame is internal, something these fat idiots don't seem to grasp.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Agreed. The snarky looks and half whispered comments don't even bother me. Fuck em. They'd give anything to be magically transformed and they know it.

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[–] WhatAYoker 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The only reason they are more loyal is cause no women with standards will go out with them, + we all know fat people are stupider than normal humans

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Haha, oh lord. They have no taste in good food and probably zero stamina in bed. Hell, they are probably the worst lovers of all time.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Guys like that make me want to staple my cunt closed

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[–] ouiouoiuoiu 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

can't get the thought out of my head now, stapling a cunt. it will probably cause me sudden bursts of laughter throughout the day. thank you.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Now, now. He only claimed to be great at cuddling, which as far as I know requires lying still, watching television.

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[–] Zen-Zinxe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

As a skinny guy, I don't know if I could compete with that.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You very rarely meet fats with PhDs.

Just got back from a major research conference. Of the 300-400 people at the top of my field maybe 2-3 are fats, and they are generally disliked due to their attitudes and behaviors.

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[–] blue5car 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This pic reduces fertility so much that my 3 year old brother was retroactively miscarried.

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[–] Tuna_n_Rice 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This has to be a joke, the fat fuck is wearing a fedora.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers ago 

It obviously is, but, Poe's Law, and all of that.

Some of their thought patterns really are like this.

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