[–] Doctor_Du_Nuffins 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yeah get yourself a man who farts all night because he eats like a pig.. that is really romantic..
[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Fun fact: not even bears can get over 50% body fat like hams can.
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Sooooo.... How come fat guys aren't lining up for the fat chicks, if they are aware of all those supposed hidden virtues?
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago (edited ago)
Insect thorax and lower intelligence aside... But Good taste in food? Really? From a creature that will eat it's own shit if it got hungry enough? Nevermind the beetus ladden shit it consumes on a daily basis?
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I wouldn't fuck the one to the right even if humanity depended on it.
[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And the award for "'intellectual' with the most awkward use of commas" goes to...
[–] Tuna_n_Rice 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
This has to be a joke, the fat fuck is wearing a fedora.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers ago
It obviously is, but, Poe's Law, and all of that.
Some of their thought patterns really are like this.