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[–] Tuna_n_Rice 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This has to be a joke, the fat fuck is wearing a fedora.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers ago 

It obviously is, but, Poe's Law, and all of that.

Some of their thought patterns really are like this.

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[–] Doctor_Du_Nuffins 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yeah get yourself a man who farts all night because he eats like a pig.. that is really romantic..

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fun fact: not even bears can get over 50% body fat like hams can.

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[–] Drbeetus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The fedora makes me think this is satire

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[–] Dankman665 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And the random "like a boss".

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Sooooo.... How come fat guys aren't lining up for the fat chicks, if they are aware of all those supposed hidden virtues?

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Insect thorax and lower intelligence aside... But Good taste in food? Really? From a creature that will eat it's own shit if it got hungry enough? Nevermind the beetus ladden shit it consumes on a daily basis?

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wouldn't fuck the one to the right even if humanity depended on it.

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And the award for "'intellectual' with the most awkward use of commas" goes to...

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[–] IggyReilly ago 

Also ended a sentence with an adverb.

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