[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Haha, oh lord. They have no taste in good food and probably zero stamina in bed. Hell, they are probably the worst lovers of all time.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Now, now. He only claimed to be great at cuddling, which as far as I know requires lying still, watching television.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Guys like that make me want to staple my cunt closed
[–] ouiouoiuoiu 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
can't get the thought out of my head now, stapling a cunt. it will probably cause me sudden bursts of laughter throughout the day. thank you.
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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Fun fact: not even bears can get over 50% body fat like hams can.
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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It aint shame if I'm not ashamed! Shame is internal, something these fat idiots don't seem to grasp.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Agreed. The snarky looks and half whispered comments don't even bother me. Fuck em. They'd give anything to be magically transformed and they know it.
[–] Thinnerbeauty666 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Obviously satire..
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I hope you're right. Hard to say with neck beards, though.
[–] I_like_tacos 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm not a fan of people saying that they're smart. I always think that they're trying to compensate for something or that they're just plain full of themselves. Case in point, fat guy saying he's smart to compensate for his lack of willpower to improve himself.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Anyone who insults the intelligence of a general spectrum of people is a fool. While it's true there are meatheads amongst us, fitness will never generally equate ignorance. Obesity, on the other hand....
[–] Tuna_n_Rice 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
This has to be a joke, the fat fuck is wearing a fedora.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers ago
It obviously is, but, Poe's Law, and all of that.
Some of their thought patterns really are like this.
[–] fphthrowie ago
HAES is more for fat chicks bitter the fit guys won't touch them. Fat guys are probably more active in the niceguy/red pill groups who think the problem isn't their weight, but the "friendzone".
[–] SUPA_FUPA 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Since when did beetus and sugary crap taste good? I eat yogurt and fruit all the time and drink coconut water and I think they're refreshing! I just can't imagine drinking Coke on a daily basis without feeling stomach pains.