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[–] CertifiedShitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Just because you have no options doesn't mean you're more loyal. If anything you'd be less loyal because you'd fall for anyone who gave you even the slightest bit of attention.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Insect thorax and lower intelligence aside... But Good taste in food? Really? From a creature that will eat it's own shit if it got hungry enough? Nevermind the beetus ladden shit it consumes on a daily basis?

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fun fact: not even bears can get over 50% body fat like hams can.

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[–] Doctor_Du_Nuffins 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yeah get yourself a man who farts all night because he eats like a pig.. that is really romantic..

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[–] Drbeetus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The fedora makes me think this is satire

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[–] Dankman665 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And the random "like a boss".

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Sooooo.... How come fat guys aren't lining up for the fat chicks, if they are aware of all those supposed hidden virtues?

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Since when did beetus and sugary crap taste good? I eat yogurt and fruit all the time and drink coconut water and I think they're refreshing! I just can't imagine drinking Coke on a daily basis without feeling stomach pains.

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And the award for "'intellectual' with the most awkward use of commas" goes to...

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[–] IggyReilly ago 

Also ended a sentence with an adverb.

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