[–] WhatAYoker 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
The only reason they are more loyal is cause no women with standards will go out with them, + we all know fat people are stupider than normal humans
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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It aint shame if I'm not ashamed! Shame is internal, something these fat idiots don't seem to grasp.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Agreed. The snarky looks and half whispered comments don't even bother me. Fuck em. They'd give anything to be magically transformed and they know it.
[–] CthulhuDelay 1 point 23 points 24 points (+24|-1) ago
This has got to be the stupidest display of delusional thinking that I've ever seen.
[–] HAESisalie 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
I have to think with the tightie whities and fedora it is master level trolling... I hope so anyway.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The whole good taste in food thing is rather indicative as well.
[–] Thetiedyeguy 0 points 65 points 65 points (+65|-0) ago
Anything that starts out with "ATTENTION females" will cause instantaneous vaginal dryness.
[–] Murdoc_Niccals 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It made my vagina dry and I've got a fucking cock.
[–] ShiteLorde 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Cried laughing. The fedora really did it for me, but I imagine a Star Trek Ferengi yelling "Attention females!". So hot.
[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah I can't believe they actually drew that in. You can't make that up.
[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Don't even tell me that you wouldn't be interested in giving a Latinum-rich Ferengi some good ol' oo-mox.
[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Haha, oh lord. They have no taste in good food and probably zero stamina in bed. Hell, they are probably the worst lovers of all time.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Now, now. He only claimed to be great at cuddling, which as far as I know requires lying still, watching television.
[–] Zen-Zinxe 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
As a skinny guy, I don't know if I could compete with that.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Guys like that make me want to staple my cunt closed
[–] ouiouoiuoiu 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
can't get the thought out of my head now, stapling a cunt. it will probably cause me sudden bursts of laughter throughout the day. thank you.