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[–] Thinnerbeauty666 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Obviously satire..

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I hope you're right. Hard to say with neck beards, though.

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[–] DE4THWI5H 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Reverse racism isn't real.

It's just regular racism against white people.

Sorry for the tangent.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It aint shame if I'm not ashamed! Shame is internal, something these fat idiots don't seem to grasp.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Agreed. The snarky looks and half whispered comments don't even bother me. Fuck em. They'd give anything to be magically transformed and they know it.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fun fact: not even bears can get over 50% body fat like hams can.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Haha, oh lord. They have no taste in good food and probably zero stamina in bed. Hell, they are probably the worst lovers of all time.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Guys like that make me want to staple my cunt closed

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[–] ouiouoiuoiu 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

can't get the thought out of my head now, stapling a cunt. it will probably cause me sudden bursts of laughter throughout the day. thank you.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Now, now. He only claimed to be great at cuddling, which as far as I know requires lying still, watching television.

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[–] Zen-Zinxe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

As a skinny guy, I don't know if I could compete with that.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Since when did beetus and sugary crap taste good? I eat yogurt and fruit all the time and drink coconut water and I think they're refreshing! I just can't imagine drinking Coke on a daily basis without feeling stomach pains.

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[–] Thetiedyeguy 0 points 65 points (+65|-0) ago 

Anything that starts out with "ATTENTION females" will cause instantaneous vaginal dryness.

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[–] Murdoc_Niccals 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It made my vagina dry and I've got a fucking cock.

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[–] ShiteLorde 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Cried laughing. The fedora really did it for me, but I imagine a Star Trek Ferengi yelling "Attention females!". So hot.

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[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't even tell me that you wouldn't be interested in giving a Latinum-rich Ferengi some good ol' oo-mox.

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[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah I can't believe they actually drew that in. You can't make that up.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Can confirm. I actually started chafing internally.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Goddamn that mental image. Wow.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ayyyy bby. Lemme help you with that...

::flexes insectoid body muscles::

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ouch. Is that a real thing?

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[–] majestic_fupa 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dry as dry can be.

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[–] WhatAYoker 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The only reason they are more loyal is cause no women with standards will go out with them, + we all know fat people are stupider than normal humans

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[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What if I spend all my time in the gym too? And I appreciate good food too, real good food, not mass quantities of cool ranch Doritos and Mt Dew. Fuck off "nice guy".

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[–] primaryappellation 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ripped guys eat like crazy

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Can confirm. No such thing as "leftovers" when BF is dining with me. We're about to buy a house together. Goodbye easy lunches for workdays. Sigh.

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