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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It aint shame if I'm not ashamed! Shame is internal, something these fat idiots don't seem to grasp.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Agreed. The snarky looks and half whispered comments don't even bother me. Fuck em. They'd give anything to be magically transformed and they know it.
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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Fun fact: not even bears can get over 50% body fat like hams can.
[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Haha, oh lord. They have no taste in good food and probably zero stamina in bed. Hell, they are probably the worst lovers of all time.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Guys like that make me want to staple my cunt closed
[–] ouiouoiuoiu 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
can't get the thought out of my head now, stapling a cunt. it will probably cause me sudden bursts of laughter throughout the day. thank you.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Now, now. He only claimed to be great at cuddling, which as far as I know requires lying still, watching television.
[–] Thetiedyeguy 0 points 65 points 65 points (+65|-0) ago
Anything that starts out with "ATTENTION females" will cause instantaneous vaginal dryness.
[–] Murdoc_Niccals 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It made my vagina dry and I've got a fucking cock.
[–] ShiteLorde 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Cried laughing. The fedora really did it for me, but I imagine a Star Trek Ferengi yelling "Attention females!". So hot.
[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Don't even tell me that you wouldn't be interested in giving a Latinum-rich Ferengi some good ol' oo-mox.
[–] Flabhorrence 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah I can't believe they actually drew that in. You can't make that up.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 32 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago
Can confirm. I actually started chafing internally.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ayyyy bby. Lemme help you with that...
::flexes insectoid body muscles::
[–] WhatAYoker 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
The only reason they are more loyal is cause no women with standards will go out with them, + we all know fat people are stupider than normal humans
[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What if I spend all my time in the gym too? And I appreciate good food too, real good food, not mass quantities of cool ranch Doritos and Mt Dew. Fuck off "nice guy".
[–] primaryappellation 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Ripped guys eat like crazy
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Can confirm. No such thing as "leftovers" when BF is dining with me. We're about to buy a house together. Goodbye easy lunches for workdays. Sigh.
[–] Thinnerbeauty666 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Obviously satire..
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I hope you're right. Hard to say with neck beards, though.