[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago (edited ago)
Insect thorax and lower intelligence aside... But Good taste in food? Really? From a creature that will eat it's own shit if it got hungry enough? Nevermind the beetus ladden shit it consumes on a daily basis?
[–] Doctor_Du_Nuffins 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yeah get yourself a man who farts all night because he eats like a pig.. that is really romantic..
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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Fun fact: not even bears can get over 50% body fat like hams can.
[–] CertifiedShitlord 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Just because you have no options doesn't mean you're more loyal. If anything you'd be less loyal because you'd fall for anyone who gave you even the slightest bit of attention.
[–] Tuna_n_Rice 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
This has to be a joke, the fat fuck is wearing a fedora.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers ago
It obviously is, but, Poe's Law, and all of that.
Some of their thought patterns really are like this.
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Sooooo.... How come fat guys aren't lining up for the fat chicks, if they are aware of all those supposed hidden virtues?